"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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toewscrosby:

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tagged as:  #patrick kane  #patrick sharp  #blood stitches  #hockey

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tagged as:  #brandon prust  #hockey

ed-pool:

DEADPOOL MOVIE IS COMING IN 2016!!!!

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tagged as:  #deadpool  #comics

actualmenacebuckybarnes:


Sebastian attending ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premier in New York 05/01/13

#you look like you’re from newsies#and i don’t understand why but i think i’m into it#also consider for a second:#bucky barnes still being influenced by early-20th century fashion#bucky barnes going to press events looking vintage as fuck#bucky barnes accidentally becoming a hipster style icon#bucky barnes being the ”hipster avenger” in like press#but he’s not?? a hipster??#what is a hipster??#he’s just tRYING TO LOOK NICE???#AND HIS MA ALWAYS SAID#NO BOY OF HERS WOULD GO OUT TO A FANCY EVENT NOT LOOKIN’ NICE#SO STRAIGHTEN THAT TIE AND PUT ON A VEST YOUNG MAN#and he doesn’t get why everyone ribs him for it#or why boys with perfectly-combed beards and moustaches are nodding at him every time he passes through williamsburg#but he keeps it up and single-handedly exacerbates the ”’vintage”’ trend#accidental hipster bucky barnes is my lifeblood ok
(via softpunkbucky)

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

Sebastian attending ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premier in New York 05/01/13

(via softpunkbucky)

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tagged as:  #sebastian stan  #bucky barnes  #captain america

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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

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tagged as:  #about me

"Why should I retract my claws for you?
What do I earn from playing nice?
I’ll choke on the cries I leave in my throat.
I am not sorry.
If I am angry, I will be angry.
I will be blinding light
I will be rage and shaky hands
I will be venom and teary eyes
I will not laugh at your jokes
I will not tuck my fangs away to smile for you.
I will look you dead in the eye
and
I will spit out teeth that are not mine."

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tagged as:  #poetry  #feminism

confectionerybliss:

Mini Baked Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Donuts | Lovely Little Kitchen

confectionerybliss:

Mini Baked Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Donuts | Lovely Little Kitchen

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tagged as:  #omnomnom

I’m registering for adult education classes through the school district- a zumba class, and one called Makeup 101 (aka what I never learned growing up because my mom didn’t care about makeup. Neither do I, mostly, but it’s a good tool to have at the ready).

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