My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
Sebastian attending ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premier in New York 05/01/13
#you look like you’re from newsies#and i don’t understand why but i think i’m into it#also consider for a second:#bucky barnes still being influenced by early-20th century fashion#bucky barnes going to press events looking vintage as fuck#bucky barnes accidentally becoming a hipster style icon#bucky barnes being the ”hipster avenger” in like press#but he’s not?? a hipster??#what is a hipster??#he’s just tRYING TO LOOK NICE???#AND HIS MA ALWAYS SAID#NO BOY OF HERS WOULD GO OUT TO A FANCY EVENT NOT LOOKIN’ NICE#SO STRAIGHTEN THAT TIE AND PUT ON A VEST YOUNG MAN#and he doesn’t get why everyone ribs him for it#or why boys with perfectly-combed beards and moustaches are nodding at him every time he passes through williamsburg#but he keeps it up and single-handedly exacerbates the ”’vintage”’ trend#accidental hipster bucky barnes is my lifeblood ok
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
I’m registering for adult education classes through the school district- a zumba class, and one called Makeup 101 (aka what I never learned growing up because my mom didn’t care about makeup. Neither do I, mostly, but it’s a good tool to have at the ready).